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Looking Back at Our First 6 Months

Seeing as we are both admittedly shit at keeping a record of things, we thought we'd give this whole blog writing a go! It’s been six months since we started our business. Which is completely mad! The time has gone so quick and we could not be prouder of how far we’ve come.
It's been an eye-opening journey for us, theres things we wouldn't ever change, and things we would love a do-over with. But hindsight is a beautiful thing, no? So, from one dropshipping account we then moved on to obtain the use of warehouses in The States at fist, then back to UK, and another three in Europe. As well as obtaining contracts with Andrew Christian, Barcode Berlin and Garçon Model! With more brands on the way! 
We’re constantly looking for ways to improve our website and work with new and exciting brands, so if theres any you'd like to see on our store then let us know! 
The next step in our journey to world domination includes some exclusive models from some of your favourite subscription based hosting websites & good old reliable Twitter! And our collections also include some exclusive, *gasp* normal guys. Well they're your average guy next door, based right here in London, but these guys are all blessed from the Big Dick In The Sky. So we want to share that with the world. Our very own range of toys will be coming very soon and we could not be more excited for you guys to get them! Every one of these penis's have been tried and tested and all have a "Satisfaction Guarantee" from us, to you.
Not only this, but we have a super exciting launch in the works. The whole team has been working hard to get a brand-new  site for the heteros among us! You'll be able to find, our all inclusive website catering for those straights. 
So thats some of what we've been up to among the madness of the past 6 months, but to be honest thats barely the tip of the frosted iceberg!
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